Sweet, Sweet Love...

Straight from the personal ads on Craigslist, I present to you my latest "favorite personal ad of all-time":

You Stole My Vibrator - 25

You descended upon my house in a whirlwind of Jim Beam and errant-socks-in-the-backyard, and before I knew it, you were gone. Weeks later, you snickered: "P.S., I have your Trance vibrator."

That was my prized possession, imported from Japan.

You made a fool of me and a mockery of our friendship. Now I know better. I've got my eye on you.


(ROB NOTE: If I told you that this was a man complaining about another man, and that they both lived in San Francisco, you'd probably accuse me of making an "easy" joke. Well, it WAS a man complaining about another man, and they DO live in San Fran. I can't make this stuff up, folks.)