Friday, September 22, 2006

Oh, Go Away

Look, I like "Grey's Anatomy" as much as the next person. It's not my favorite show, by any means, but it is entertaining. That being said...

I'm having a hard time bringing myself to watch the show anymore. Whenever I'm watching TV, there will inevitably be at least one commercial advertising this week's episode of "Grey's Anatomy". What is my problem? I'll tell you.

They keep featuring THIS:



and they keep trying to convince me that she is sexy. She is vomitous. Look at her chest...look at her neck...:she" looks like an ugly Korean man who should get "her" money back for the bad sex change.

Hideous. Revolting. Repugnant.

And I'm forced to see commercial after commercial showing "her" taking her scrubs off and then throwing "her" lingerie-clad body on top of a doctor.

Yuck. Absolutely sick.

And I am rapidly losing interest in this show.

Sorry...someone had to say it. I know that many of you HAD to have thought about this once in a while, and I also know that many of you wouldn't say anything about it. I will. "She" is gross.

I'd say that you could use "her" so-called "sexy" scenes (I'm gonna yack...) as a reason to head into the kitchen for a snack, but I can't see anyone wanting to eat after seeing this "sexy" siren of the airwaves. (Oh, God, it's coming...) Seriously, if I'm forced to watch this "thing" on a weekly basis, they need to cast "her" in a show that's set in Antarctica. Thay way, "she" would always be covered with thick layers of clothing, gortex, and everything else producers can find.

If I see "her" remove "her" clothing one more time, I'm going to throw up.

And don't you dare try to send me pictures of "her" dancing naked in that "Blue Iguana" movie. I might get picked up for pedophilia or gay porn crimes by the government if "her" pictures ever find their way into my hard drive.

Time to vomit. Enjoy the day, folks.