Crikey!

I'm thinking that Steve "The Crocodile Hunter" Irwin's death was not an accident. No, my friends...I cannot be convinced that this was an accident. Something much more underhanded was in the works. Yep...you guessed it: I'm thinking that this was a professional marine life "hit" perpetrated upon Mr. Irwin.

Most people (99.9%) would survive a stingray attack. This wasn't just any other "attack", though.

This piercing went right through the heart.

I don't know if Aquaman was involved. I don't know how long this was planned. I just feel like a group of undersea creatures got together and discussed all the things that Irwin did to them over the years. Sure...he was an environmentalist. I get that. Forget about the rescues, though. When you take those away and look at the rest of his TV work, you start to realize that he bothered the SHIT out of many wild animals.

For that reason, I believe this was an undersea mafia hit. The stingray was tasked with the job, and he delivered a bullseye shot to the heart.

Just one man's thought...