Naked Gun or CNN???

Poor Kyra Phillips. Such a wonderful broadcaster, possessing many MILF-like qualities (even if she isn't a "classic beauty"), and having a long career ahead of her. (Sigh...)

Well, yesterday she got caught with her skirt down, basically. Calm down...it's nowhere near as sexy as it sounds. The control room at CNN left her mic open and on the air as she WENT TO THE BATHROOM in the middle of President Bush's speech commemorating the Hurricane Katrina anniversary. (You'd think someone in the control room would have been frantically yelling, "cut her mic! Cut her mic!" But, it didn't happen.) So, instead of getting the President's remarks, CNN's audience got that AND Kyra Phillips in the middle of some "girl-chat" on the can.



If you listen closely, you can hear her talk about her sister-in-law ("she's a control freak"), and you can even hear her zipper going up when she finished her business.

I guess it's a good thing for CNN that she didn't go off on an anti-Bush tirade.

Actually, I think it's even better for CNN that she didn't go off on an "anti-lunch tirade", if you know what I mean! ("Battle-shits", anyone???)