Poor, sweet MILF...come to Rob...I'll comfort you.Oh, wait...where was I?Upon more careful analysis of the tape, I noticed that there is both good AND bad for Kyra in this whole situation. First of all, she managed to possibly strengthen her marriage. At 12:49pm EDT, those listening carefully could hear Phillips praise her husband:Phillips: "Yeah, I'm very lucky in that regard with my husband. My husband is handsome and he is genuinely a loving, you know, no ego--you know what I'm saying. Just a really passionate, compassionate great, great human being. And they exist. They do exist. They're hard to find. Yup. But they are out there."
However, Phillips set herself up for YEARS worth of problems when she revealed how she feels about her sister-in-law:
Phillips: "Brothers have to be, you know, protective. Except for mine. I've got to be protective of him...Yeah. He's married, three kids, but his wife is just a control freak." And while that falls somewhat short of “fucking bitch who ruined my brother’s life” – for a woman, well there’s not too much difference.
I can just see how frosty Thanksgiving dinner just got for the Phillips family. And that poor pussy-whipped brother of hers is going to get the passive-aggressive beating of his life for – oh, the next 30 years – by his wife.
“Oh, sorry honey. I guess I’m just a ‘control freak.’ Maybe you should call your sister and tell her...”
I want a ring-side seat for that one! Someone pass the stuffing and the figgy pudding...