Craigslist Rules

Now THIS is what I'm talking about! Oh, hell yeah!!!!!! Dateline...Denver, Colorado...

"DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS TATTOO?"



"We met in Dallas once and in Vegas too, you said you lived in Boulder. You are about 6'6", brown hair, tan skin, maybe late 30's, said your nickname is Pepper. If you recognize this tattoo that belongs to a woman 5'7", black hair, olive skin, please email me it is important."

Oh my God, where do I start with this one?

--I'm thinking MANY people recognize her "tramp stamp" easily.
--Could anything GOOD be "important" here? Nope.
--I guess not everything stays in Vegas. Sometimes it builds a home on your crotch.